Joke of the Day – Last Respects

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Three Christian men were standing around talking after church. One of them asked the question, “What would you like people to say about you as they come to pay their last respects?”

The second man said, “I hope they say I was a respected doctor in my field, a good family man, and had lots of friends.”

The third man said, “I hope they say I was a well spoken attorney, helped my fellow man, good citizen, and played a mean round of golf.”

The first man said, “That’s probably what will be said of the two of you.” My hope is that when they look down in my coffin they say, “Look…he’s moving”!

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